Hi everyone.
Sorry i've been a lazy ass, not updating you guys,
on all the fun stuff i've been dwelling on.
well, busy busy busy.
i know it's a LOUSY excuse but yeah,
other priorities...

ermm well, i'll not be blogging.
temporarily.
until i decide fully whether i'm going to continue on with this blog.
i just need time alone,
i guess. no no i'm not EMO.
hahhaa just a lil' bit disappointed cause of this question bothering me..

'Why do people always have to judge?'

ohh well. guess life's like that.

"Good things you do, people don't see.
Bad things you do, people notice & judge."

hahaha anyways, you guys just wait and keep coming back,
incase i get to blog.

TWILIGHT just melts my heart.

Ann & Joey: thanks buddies for everything, dusty road soon.
Yun: you take care.

for the others i'd like to mention, sadly..
they don't read my blog. so i guess there's no point.

Peter's Guide To: Surviving Marks&Spencers

i should be sad,
but i'm not.
maybe cause,
everyone wanted it to end.



According to Peter's Guide,
there are millions of advices,
but i'm just gonna extract a couple from the book.
enjoy!

Lesson # 1: Dig Your Nose Like You Mean It.

If boredom strikes you at marks&spencer's survey part-time,
dig your nose like you've never dug before.
before the day of your job, refrain yourself from digging your nose,
maybe a week or so?
then there would be enough nose dirt for u to dig the whole day!
BUT please, find yourself a good hiding place,
before digging,
cause you may want to hinder the customers from seeing your digging spree,
cause they may get influenced and dig away also.

dig it like you mean it like these guys!





ohhhh plus plus ++,
if that's not enough, maybe you could,
dig your friend's nose for them! :D



Risk Factor: 30%
Enjoyment:100%
Effectiveness: 110%!

Lesson #2: Talk to the "Friendly" Staffs

If digging wasn't enough for you,
or rather there aren't anymore gunk for you to dig,
talk to the so-called friendly staff there!
flirt,gossip,chitchat all you want.
BUT beware of those women with curly-hair and white vests.
*whisperss They are HR managers!
lolol and they'll kill you if they see you doing this.
i don't have an original peekture but this is the best i can get.



BUT if you want to take high risks just to survive in marks&spencers,
you've gotta go and talk to ye ol' staffs or ye ol' noobs,
as what regina always says:
'They kana CONE!' lolololol it's supposed to be 'con'.
just like these people!



WAIT WAIT WAIT!
if talking/gossiping/chitchatting isn't enough,
knock yourself out & give them nicknames!
just like..
MEE-POK?
SEAH MIAN?
ANGRY WOMAN?
VIATNAMESE WOMAN?
SCARY NEVER SMILING GIRL?
this way,
you'll survive the day without getting killed by your own boredom!

Risk Factor: 80%
Enjoyment: 80%
Effectiveness: 80%

Lesson #3: Read a book or do crosswords?!

If digging and chit-chatting ain't enough for your fussy bored ass,
how'd about enjoying a day silently reading your book,
being an ohhhh-so obidient ass.
become a book worm!



BUT if you ain't a book-loving ass,
you can try to be a challenger or the ever boredom killer,
crosswords!
this can make head spin with those challenging questions just like,
'A person who collects wine bottle.'
WAHHH makes u go crazy.
hahahahaha especially those crosswords without answers at the back!
OMG you're dead.




I got two solution,
if you can't answer a question in crosswords..
one is..
.
.
.
SKIP the freakin' question!
the second one is.
.
.
.
Ask your dumb ol'e staffs or a customer!
BUT if your dumb enough, ask the HR manager.
LOLOLOL DUMB!

Risk Factor: 10%
Enjoyment: 60%
Effectiveness: 80%

Lesson #4: Draw like DaVinci!

if diggin', readin', chit chattin ain't enough for ya,
retrieve your ol' wooden 2B pencil and start drawin'!
if your imagination ain't wild enough,
be smart and COPY images from reader's digest!
hahaha then you'll have a creative survey paper instead!
be sure not to let the evil curly-haired woman see,
if not, you'll be in the next boiling soup of Cafe Revive.
hahahhahaha!








if drawin' ain't enough,
GET YOUR FRIEND KAREN TO SPILL COFFEE ON UR PAPER!
(She actually did. that explains the brown stains.)




Risk Factor: 10%
Enjoyment: 90%
Effectiveness: 100%

Lesson #5: Zilian!

If the above suggestions does not get you through.
Zilian! or camwhore by yourself!
who says camwhoring by yourself is very 'vain'
there are millions of people who pictures themselves,
a 4934823094234 times a day!
hahahahahaha!
be like this cool dude and start zilian-ing!





if zilian-ing or camwhoring by yourself ain't fun enough,
take picture of things you see!




if doesn't make your heart satisfied enough..
TAKE PICTURES WITH YOUR RAINBOW BUDDIES!
:D



Risk Factor: 0%
Enjoyment: 100%
Effectiveness: 110%

Teeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

For your info,
i did all of the advice,
and..
I SURVIVED!
yayeeee.
hahahahhaa,
how are you guys?
i'm doing quite okay.
not too shabby.
hahahaha,
today is payday!
going down to havelock tonight for a meeting!
and payday!
yayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
lololololol!

ohhhh and it's over.
everything is over.
i guess to those who knows,
you guys won the bet.
you guys are right,
whatever.
i wanted to prove you guys wrong soooo badly!
but yahh u guys are right.
dammit!

but yeah i guess i don't feel that sad,
maybe cause you guys wanted it to end,
pestering me and such.
i feel more disappointed than sad though.
like what some said,
'It's her loss, not yours at all.'
NO. i won't accept that sentence.
hehehe.

i'm done.
ohhhh btw,
the ones below..
are overdued peektures!
enjoyyyyy!




Kbox at aunt's house with Ernest!






House of dead! ROFL.





Nipples nipples!







P: 'You see my nails. Dam disgusting.'
K: 'Yah me too!'






Eeeew, my nails got something. Yucks!





TagReplies:
A.Z.N.I.T.A: Keep yourself freee lahhhh!
wen: lololol your noseshot is the one with the mole!
clarissa: relinked! :D
billy: hehehe linked! of course!
meepok: hahahaha seah mian!
will: just like me! :D
STEADY: thanks :D
JAS: hahahaha yahhh omg.
janna: LEND! ):
Shirley: hellooooooooooooo! :D
ann: lollol ignore that bastard, thanks buddy :D
Everlyn: no problem!
qai: linked! hehehe sorry lahhhhhhh! when am i going ur house for raya!
Ben: linked!
Junie: you're the rich one with money!
doreen: he is fat!
syira: hahahahahaha i thought!
regina: money money money!
zoeeeeee: drink birdshit juice sometime! :D

Busy life being Peter ):


that's why when you smiled,
i took a picture of it,
so i'll have that smile forever.




WOW.
all i can say is..
WOW.
loads of stuff has been happening last week!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
first it was the F1 simulator craze,
then it was the Singapore Grand Prix Craze!
hehehehe!
loads of celebrations, outings during my free period,
ohmygosh!
lololol that's the reason why i have no time to blog AT all!
sorry my readers!
i know you guys have been visiting, but DISAPPOINTED.
due to the delay of posts.
apologies!
and thanks for still visiting and tagging too!
hahahaha nuffnang says it all!
hehehehe omg i dunno where to begin.
wow.
really wow.
it's been seriously awesome.
especially that me and baby are AWESOME once again.
hehehehe hope it stays this way.
OHHH and let me tell u guys,
NEVER WORK as a surveyor for marks & spencer's.
IT SUCKS!
super boring,
no chair,
no leaning,
no music,
no friendly staff.
SUCKS!
hehehehe anyways, i'll go on my post one by one.
hehehehe i hope i remember everything that has been happening,
and not leave a single SHIT behind.
hehehehe,
ohhhh and not forgetting,
Steady (joey) congratulations to you and your monkey.
i am happy for you and i'm behind u always.
hehehehe it's okay you didn't listen,
disappointed i may be, but your happiness is always afirst.
soooo good luck, and you yiguang, NEVER i say NEVER hurt her.
or else. tsk tsk.
wahhhh Peter fierce sehhhhhhhhhh.
lololololololol!
so let's go one by one, with the most recent..
CHILDREN's DAY with bro and B!


EHHH WAIT! but before that,
i'll show u something i call..
NIPPLES everywhere.
PEEER at the following pictures below.
hehehehehe.
Explanation:
hehehehe after the F1 thingy, we really have no use for the ear plugs,
therefore, WE decided to call it nipple and take pictures of it.
HEHEHEHEHEE!




Nipples of Forehead,



Nipples on Knee,



Lonely Nipples on Chair!




HEHEHE and out of EXTREME boredom,
we took loads of nose-hole shots!
hehehehe loolol can u guess who's who?
HAHAHAA enjoy!
:D









Children's day with B was awesome!
hehehehehehe i really enjoyed to the max!
she enjoyed too i'll bet!
my brother LOVED it to the point he said,
'You Awesome'.
LOLOLOLOL surprising use of this word..
cause..
i like..
use it ALL the time?!!?
anyways,
at first we couldn't really decide where to go!
except yahhhhh either IMM/Vivo/blah blah.
so we asked bro,
he said vivo!
sooo yeah!
we met B at commonwealth and then proceed to Vivo!
*cough* someone was late *cough*
ahaahhahaha and did i tell you guys..
my brother is a dam bloody racist?!
tsk tsk, you'll know when you meet him.
hahahahahaha!
so yeah, we walked first and my fatboy bro said..
'EH can we eat?!'.
he said this.. when we just freaking ate at home.
no wonder he got that 'jong-jong' going on.
Explanation: 'Jong-jong' is Peter's term for fats.
Why?! cause..'jong-jong' is the sound heard when fats move.
HEHEHE!
lololol so we decided to makan at Long John Silvers.
WAH my bro actually tricked B into paying for him,
WAHHH cheeky ass!
but i paid her of course!
cheeky mann my brother. lolololol
so we ate and camwhored at the same time.
lolololol.
then then we proceed to the playground,
and let my brother RUN free.
lollol while me and B just sat and cuddled in the tunnel,
in the center of the playground.
LOL!
then children came and sat together with us!
lololol i initiated and sang songs with the children!
they called me 'Teacher'! wth! hehehehe,
and those meanies called me 'uncle' WTH =.=
lololol then we made my bro camwhore with his chicks!
then then then lolol my crazy bro DID his homework,
inside the tunnel with us. WTH
hahahahahahahha!
then after,
we went to sit on the grass upstairs,
and B became racist asking..
"Eh, why are there so many SHIT on the grass?"
WAHH evil, only racist people would understand.
TSK!
hahahahahahah then with our butts wet, we proceed to the arcade!
hahahahhaha we played the game where u have to throw balls,
at the screen!
hahahahha FUN!
lololololol then my bro played bowling,
and we played two rounds of basketball.
we visited the pet shop and i fell in love with that - MALTESE!
and we sent B home, and eventually went home.
it was awesome! thanks B!
:D




















Weiman/Ryan's birthday was great!
hehehehhe we met at bugis at around 5++.
lololol i came straight from job briefing!
you guys should be honoured.. i rushed!
HEHEHEHE!
then we like decided where to makan.
hahahahhaa and walked towards the steamboat area.
hehehe wow it has been like 5months since i last ate steamboat?!
hehehehe and i came without eating breakfast,
so that meant..
I WAS HUNGRY AS HELL!
lololoolol,
if i recall..
jianbao,bohao,nicholas,peter,gerald,weiyang,jon,qhaiser,ryan,
weijun,nicholas2,brenda,cheryl,weiman,julien,justin came.
lolol did i miss out any?
LOL so we ate at this steamboat place where, the person,
LOOKED LIKE WEIJUN omg.
hahahha TWIN!
lolololololol yeah we ate a lot..
i ate like 112+ meatballs, a lot of pork,
a lot of mushrooms, a lot of everything!
guess why i ate THAT many meatballs?
CAUSE.. yong tau foo sells one meetball,
50cents outside and 30cents in school!
so if i ate 100++ meatballs, it'll total up to about..
$30-$40++ hahahahahahaha then i would have made them loose money!
hehehehehehe and i need protein.
lololol
then after,
me,bohao,justin,jianbao,cheryl,julien went to bukitbatok.
both for the purpose of a late night movie!
lololol in the end cheryl and julien's group didn't watch,
but we still watched.
we watched Eagle's Eye which was AWESOME!
lolololololol omg.
lolol justin has a new nickname.
'Slash'. Why?!
Explanation: u know when they ask you for gender in forms..
they put 'Circle one' M/F?
llolol justin circles the 'Slash' in between M&F.
HAHAHAH making him neither M or F.
AHAHHAAH slash!
lololololol we drank coffee bean before the movie,
so that we won't fall asleep!
lololol we drank the new hazelnut ice blended,
i didn't think it tasted nice.
i still prefer mocha!
lololol the whole movie ended around 1:15.
lolol and i cabbed home!
lololol 9 bucks OMG.
hahahah well fun comes with a consequence i guess.
enjoyed!
:D



























Practicing Cooking Momma in Real life. :D


















F1 Work.
Wahhhh hahaha on the 26th.
it sucked!
lololol cause we were called 'Stand-bys'
HAHAHA!
lololol so we sat there for 3++ hours!
we played concentration, we sang songs, we crapped..
met a new friend named 'Hui Juan'. hahahaha new & hard to pronounce!
ENJOYED!
hahahahahahahahah of course lahhh rainbow friends lehh!
lolololol then on the second day, we were called back as ushers!
wow awesome really!
lololol we get paid to watch F1!
lololol it was soooo enjoyable!
met new friendly mates Michelle & Wan from TP.
AHAH omg they are sooo effin' nice!
lololol,
then then on the third day, i didn't work,
i watched from baygrandstand,
but at night after everything,
i squeezed through and went back to find the ushers!
hahahhaaha we helped out a lil to get the people out organised,
and we 'kallang-waved' ourselves!
hahahaha so fun!
lololol met soooo many new people.
and weird people too.
i shant say.
HAHA worst was the indian man who 'kissed' huijuan!
lolol freaky!
hahahahah peektures tells it all.
BUT i have more peektures with karen!
shall upload when she sends!



Bro: "Eeeeew why your leg got bloood?!"

























F1 Sunday was great!
went with sister and bro.
lolololol it was awesome!
i got to see my favourite,
Kimi Raikkonnen!
YAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
lolol but sadly,
with four more laps to go,
in fourth position,
he lost control and he crashed.
heartbreaking omg.
wahhhhhh bro was like..
'AHAHAHA your favourite crashed!'
LOLOL EVIL ASS!
lolololololol!
walter, was there too!
hahahahah peer the peektures!
ohh btw,
my friends Greg Teo and Danny Chiu was there,
they drove the Porsche For the Carrera Cup Asia.
hahahaha both of them sadly, crashed and one broke his engine.
sad!
hahahahahhahahaha omg.
lololololol enjoy.






Danny Chiu! My real life friend :D









Ice Skating was awesome!
lololol first time i actually ice skated!
hahahaha and it was successful!
i didn't fall!
YAYEEEEEEEEE!
heheheh went with Janna's classmates and my friends.
Yun & Junjie & Jian Hui & Amanda was there!
hahahaha after,
we ate at this korean restaurant,
which was sort of like 'Pepper Lunch' BUT korean version.
hahahahaha not nice!
lololololol then after,
we played arcade,
and we lost to YUN.
four versus one, yet we still lost.
WAHH hahahahaha,
then Wen came.
lololol so we still went to arcade,
and played DDR once again,
and we lost.
LOLOLOLOL what the heck right!
lololol but B's Still a lot better than them,
serious!
her legs are.. creepingly FAST!
hahahahahahahaha eventhough she says,
'I'm Fat'. lololololol!
totally enjoyed!








Wentheng! my new friend! regina's friend.









These peektures are overdued peektures of Philaine's birthday.
hehehehehe :D































OUHHH BTW!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOM AND DAD!
HEHEHEH SORRY I CAN'T BE THERE,
I HAVE STUPID WORK ):


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mil: HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
annabelle: LOLOL so when you think of CCK, u think of me?!!? wahhh honoured!
janna: HIIIIIIIIIIIII! :D
Laura: lololol! don't be so emo!:D
Pauline: Cause the song rocks socks!:D
syira: hehehe no prob! lololol say you at jeast entertainment with ur bf! :D
kenneth: hahahha fiona's my buddy's good friend!
KINA: lololol thanks!
deanna: i'm doing great! :D
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ann: lolololol pruss wan! hahahaha! finally i blogged! :D
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ferly: HAHAHA see you in one weeks++ time!
shanika: cookies are awesome! lolol i'll think about it!
charmaine: KARL LA! not CARL. :D
FIONA: lololol of course! urs also!
joeyJOEYjoey: lololol agreeed!
julien: hahahaha i like it too! you know, on the train i let you listen to it,
then you said.. 'Next song.' WAHHH evil! lolol then now u like it.. tsk!
karenn: hahaha see you tomorrow buddy! come back soon! :D