Monday, October 6, 2008
Peter's Guide To: Surviving Marks&Spencersi should be sad,
but i'm not.
maybe cause,
everyone wanted it to end.
According to Peter's Guide,there are millions of advices,but i'm just gonna extract a couple from the book.enjoy!Lesson # 1: Dig Your Nose Like You Mean It.If boredom strikes you at marks&spencer's survey part-time,dig your nose like you've never dug before.before the day of your job, refrain yourself from digging your nose,maybe a week or so?then there would be enough nose dirt for u to dig the whole day!BUT please, find yourself a good hiding place,before digging,cause you may want to hinder the customers from seeing your digging spree,cause they may get influenced and dig away also.dig it like you mean it like these guys!
ohhhh plus plus ++,if that's not enough, maybe you could,dig your friend's nose for them! :D
Risk Factor: 30%Enjoyment:100%Effectiveness: 110%!Lesson #2: Talk to the "Friendly" StaffsIf digging wasn't enough for you,or rather there aren't anymore gunk for you to dig,talk to the so-called friendly staff there!flirt,gossip,chitchat all you want.BUT beware of those women with curly-hair and white vests.*whisperss They are HR managers!lolol and they'll kill you if they see you doing this.i don't have an original peekture but this is the best i can get.
BUT if you want to take high risks just to survive in marks&spencers,you've gotta go and talk to ye ol' staffs or ye ol' noobs,as what regina always says:'They kana CONE!' lolololol it's supposed to be 'con'.just like these people!
WAIT WAIT WAIT!if talking/gossiping/chitchatting isn't enough,knock yourself out & give them nicknames!just like..MEE-POK?SEAH MIAN?ANGRY WOMAN?VIATNAMESE WOMAN?SCARY NEVER SMILING GIRL?this way,you'll survive the day without getting killed by your own boredom!Risk Factor: 80%Enjoyment: 80%Effectiveness: 80%Lesson #3: Read a book or do crosswords?!If digging and chit-chatting ain't enough for your fussy bored ass,how'd about enjoying a day silently reading your book,being an ohhhh-so obidient ass.become a book worm!
BUT if you ain't a book-loving ass,you can try to be a challenger or the ever boredom killer,crosswords!this can make head spin with those challenging questions just like,'A person who collects wine bottle.'WAHHH makes u go crazy.hahahahaha especially those crosswords without answers at the back!OMG you're dead.
I got two solution,if you can't answer a question in crosswords..one is.....SKIP the freakin' question!the second one is....Ask your dumb ol'e staffs or a customer!BUT if your dumb enough, ask the HR manager.LOLOLOL DUMB!Risk Factor: 10%Enjoyment: 60%Effectiveness: 80%Lesson #4: Draw like DaVinci!if diggin', readin', chit chattin ain't enough for ya,retrieve your ol' wooden 2B pencil and start drawin'!if your imagination ain't wild enough,be smart and COPY images from reader's digest!hahaha then you'll have a creative survey paper instead!be sure not to let the evil curly-haired woman see,if not, you'll be in the next boiling soup of Cafe Revive.hahahhahaha!
if drawin' ain't enough,
GET YOUR FRIEND KAREN TO SPILL COFFEE ON UR PAPER!
(She actually did. that explains the brown stains.)
Risk Factor: 10%
Enjoyment: 90%
Effectiveness: 100%
Lesson #5: Zilian!If the above suggestions does not get you through.Zilian! or camwhore by yourself!who says camwhoring by yourself is very 'vain'there are millions of people who pictures themselves,a 4934823094234 times a day!hahahahahaha!be like this cool dude and start zilian-ing!
if zilian-ing or camwhoring by yourself ain't fun enough,take picture of things you see!
if doesn't make your heart satisfied enough..TAKE PICTURES WITH YOUR RAINBOW BUDDIES!:D
Risk Factor: 0%Enjoyment: 100%Effectiveness: 110%Teeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!For your info,
i did all of the advice,
and..
I SURVIVED!
yayeeee.
hahahahhaa,
how are you guys?
i'm doing quite okay.
not too shabby.
hahahaha,
today is payday!
going down to havelock tonight for a meeting!
and payday!
yayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
lololololol!
ohhhh and it's over.
everything is over.
i guess to those who knows,
you guys won the bet.
you guys are right,
whatever.
i wanted to prove you guys wrong soooo badly!
but yahh u guys are right.
dammit!
but yeah i guess i don't feel that sad,
maybe cause you guys wanted it to end,
pestering me and such.
i feel more disappointed than sad though.
like what some said,
'It's her loss, not yours at all.'
NO. i won't accept that sentence.
hehehe.
i'm done.
ohhhh btw,
the ones below..
are overdued peektures!
enjoyyyyy!
Kbox at aunt's house with Ernest!
House of dead! ROFL.
Nipples nipples!
P: 'You see my nails. Dam disgusting.'
K: 'Yah me too!'
Eeeew, my nails got something. Yucks!
TagReplies:A.Z.N.I.T.A: Keep yourself freee lahhhh!wen: lololol your noseshot is the one with the mole!clarissa: relinked! :Dbilly: hehehe linked! of course!meepok: hahahaha seah mian!will: just like me! :DSTEADY: thanks :DJAS: hahahaha yahhh omg.janna: LEND! ):Shirley: hellooooooooooooo! :Dann: lollol ignore that bastard, thanks buddy :DEverlyn: no problem!qai: linked! hehehe sorry lahhhhhhh! when am i going ur house for raya!Ben: linked! Junie: you're the rich one with money!doreen: he is fat!syira: hahahahahaha i thought!regina: money money money!zoeeeeee: drink birdshit juice sometime! :D
have an awesomeee day!x]
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